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phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

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macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

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5SOS: What Would You Say to A Talking Cow
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slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

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slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

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bronsonsnelling:

East River Evening x Bronson Snelling
"Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every single thing possible. Be selfish with your time, and all the aspects of you. Tinker with shit, travel, explore, love a lot, love a little, and never touch the ground."Kyoko Escamilla (via sorakeem)

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internet-the-explorer:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” 

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

image

oh my god

sell oscar to leonardo dicaprio

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ITS THUNDERING AND ITS LIGHTENING AND SOMEONE IS OUTSIDE WHISTLING LIKE A CREEP AND IM ALL ALONE AND I DONT HAVE A FLASHLIGHT OR CANDLES AND IM FREAKING OUT AND ALL I WANT IS MICHAEL GORDON CLIFFORD